Sunday, May 17, 2009
H1N1
Malaysia has confirmed 2 cases of H1N1 while France 15 cases. Negara lain xpayahla ek sebab xde kena mengena. Since mon cheri will fly from France - Dubai - Malaysia this comming end of June, makes me keep thinking and worrying of him. Tambah pulak tengok tv, Discovery Channel, tajuk dia "Superflu" makes me more and more worry. Rancangan tu tunjuk macam mana virus H5N1 atau selsema burung tersebar. One of the method is....in an airplanes. Huh!!Dalam airplanes, air circulation kan xberapa bagus. So, air particles akan berlegar2 dalam kawasan tu je. Penerbangan 13 jam mayb bole menyebabkan jangkitan lebih kurang kepada 3 orang. Huhuhu...memangla sgt merisaukan. Sebabnye virus H1N1 and H5N1..lebih kurang sama saje cara jangkitannye..human to human okay...Huhuh...
Hmm..hopefully he will be fine and reach Malaysia selamat dan sihat. I asked him to wear mask when in a flight (even mask cannot prevent someone from the virus, at least it can makes the risk of the infection lower..i got it from watching "Superflu"). Tapi, ape yg dia balas, nak pakai topeng ultraman. That's is whom he is. Likes to make jokes even though you're serious of something...hehehhe..he don't want me too worry of him :) but of course I'm worried!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Fell in love
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Jokes - husband & wife

warning - don't do this at home, in the toilet ok.
THE SILENT TREATMENT
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence(and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM" He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied , "in-laws"
WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" 
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! "
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says .........."HEBREWS"
God may have created man before woman,
but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Life
Salamun'alaikum
Tulisan aku sebelum ni:
"Allah telah pun merancang kehidupan aku dari awal hingga akhir dengan diisi dengan nikmat yang baik-baik. Takkan pula Allah nak rancang kehidupan yang penuh dengan maksiat untuk hambaNya? Aku mesti berbaik sangka dengan Tuhanku. Tapi kita manusia ini lah yang mencorakkan buruk atau baiknya kehidupan kita. Malas mengaji dan mengamalkan agama, maka tersasarlah dari kehidupan baik dan cantik yang telah diatur. Begitulah Qada' dan Qadar Allah."
Konsep qada' secara mudahnya ialah seperti satu perjalanan hidup (mungkin di dunia sahaja?) seorang manusia (makhluk lain seperti tumbuhan,haiwan dan jin?) yang telah pun direkodkan dalam satu cd atau hard disk.
Konsep qadar pula secara mudahnya seperti playback dari apa yang telah direkodkan tetapi manusia dengan akal dan nafsu yang selalu disalahgunakan,termakan pula hasutan jin san syaitan, seringkali lari dari apa yang telah direkodkan.
Dengan penuh rasa sangkabaik ku terhadap Tuhanku, semestinya Allah telah pun merancang satu penghidupan yang baik untuk aku (begitu juga sekalian manusia) dengan nikmat-nikmatNya. Sehubungan dengan ini juga, aku tiba-tiba terfikir dengan ayat dari surah Al fatihah yang selalu kita baca dalam solat yang berbunyi:
[6] Tunjukilah kami jalan yang lurus. [7] Iaitu jalan orang-orang yang Engkau telah kurniakan nikmat kepada mereka, bukan (jalan) orang-orang yang Engkau telah murkai dan bukan pula (jalan) orang-orang yang sesat.
Seolah-olahnya, setiap hari sebanyak 17 rakaat kita mengharapkan kepada Allah untuk kembali kepada qada'nya iaitu satu kehidupan yang diisi dengan nikmat-nikmatnya yang telah pun dirancang dan direkodkan dahulu. Berulang-ulang kali ayat ini dibaca dalam solat. Betapa mengharapnya kita untuk kembali ke rahmat Allah. (kembali ke rahmatullah?)
Seorang rakan bertanya kepadaku, kenapa ada orang yang kaya dan ada yang miskin?ada yang miskin siang menjahit, malam jual kuih, suami dah meninggal, anak pula ramai. yang kaya pula hidup senang di dunia dari kecil sampailah ke besar, makan semuanya disuap! seolahnya Tuhan itu tidak adil.
Aku menjawab: Sesekali jangan berburuk sangka dengan Tuhan. Dia telah pun merancang kehidupan manusia dengan nikmat-nikmat yg baik dan pelbagai. Sebab itu kita kena berusaha untuk kembali kepada kehidupan yang cantik yang telah pun dirancangNya. memang banyak halangan untuk kembali kepada qada'Nya itu. Antaranya: nafsu, jin, syaitan, qarin, perasaan malas dll. Di sini timbul pula konsep sabar. Sabar dengan ujianNya. Kalau si miskin mampu sabar dan redha dengan ujianNya ditambah pula dengan amal ibadat yang ikhlas kepadaNya, maka beruntunglah si miskin itu. Tambahan lagi kalau dia rajin berusaha dan tidak pernah kenal erti putus asa, dengan izin Allah kehidupannya akan berubah. Perlu di ingat dalam Islam tidak ada istilah putus asa. Teringat kembali zaman kegemilangan Islam dahulu di zaman khalifah Umar bin Abdul Aziz, di mana tidak wujud lagi asnaf-asnaf yang layak untuk menerima zakat kerana tidak ada yang fakir dan miskin.
Allah itu maha adil. yang kaya juga ada ujiannya. Tidak semestinya hidup sentiasa senang dan sentiasa di atas. Pelbagai sudut boleh difikirkan untuk membuktikan manusia itu yang merosakkan perancangan Allah. Maka aku berfikir lagi, ada yang kafir yang tidak pernah kenal Islam dari kecil sampai mati, hidup pula serba miskin didunia dan akhirnya masuk pula neraka kerana bukan Islam. Adakah Allah tidak adil? Tentunya tidak. Sebagai orang Islam, kita sewajibnya bersyukur dilahirkan dalam Islam dan dapat mengecapi iman. Aku serahkan kepada Allah, Hakim yang sangat adil dalam mengadili manusia ciptaanNya. Walaupun dia dilahirkan dalam keadaan kafir, tetapi di luh mahfuz telah pun berjanji dengan Allah untuk patuh padaNya. Maka kedua orang tuanyalah yang mencorakkan sama ada dia yahudi, nasrani dsb. Naluri untuk mengenal siapa pencipta alam dan seluruh isinya pasti ada pada manusia sebaik-baik kejadian yang dianugerahkan dengan akal untuk berfikir. Maka berusahalah ke arah itu sehingga kita betul-betul kenal akan Dia. Ini bukan sahaja tugas untuk org kafir, tetapi juga untuk umat Islam seluruhnya. Bagaimana untuk kita tahu kita sudah kenal Tuhan dengan sebenar-benarnya? Apabila mendengar nama Allah disebut di setiap kali azan mahupun setiap kali mengangkat takbir di permulaan solat, maka akan bergetarlah jantung, meremang bulu roma kerana takutnya diri yang kerdil betapa besar, agung dan hebatnya Allah, Tuhan yang Maha Kuasa!
- Segala penulisan bukanlah untuk tujuan mengajar kerana aku sendiri belum layak untuk mengajar orang lain dan mungkin terdapat kesalahan. Tetapi sekurang-kurangnya membuka peluang untuk kita berfikir tentang hal-hal keagamaan daripada berfikir hal-hal keduniaan. Ianya juga adalah sebagai rujukan peribadi di masa akan datang dan memberi peluang untuk aku meluahkan pendapat. - Monsieur J
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Finally...
Thank you mon cheri for kindly fulfill my wish. Heehe..so, keep writing ok. I like every single words you wrote. Sejuk je baca...hehe..I'm not good at writing and expressing words.
Anyway, CONGRATULATIONS my dear..you did very well in the examination. I knew you have tried very hard to come at this level. Don't simply give up until you reach at the top of the mountain. I trust in you...
Alhamdu lillah
Semalam selasa 10 Mac, akhirnya keputusan penuh semester 1 aku keluar. Sangat terkejut apabila mengetahui yang aku lepas dan tiada rattrapage (resit paper). Semua subjek yang aku ambil melepasi moyenne 10/20, markah minimum untuk lulus.
Untuk makluman pembaca, sistem pemarkahan di Perancis berbeza dengan Malaysia, UK dan US. 20 adalah markah penuh seperti 100% tetapi ianya adalah hampir kepada mustahil untuk seorang pelajar mendapat 20/20. Bahkan, pelajar yg mendapat purata markah (moyenne) 15/20 sudah dianggap hebat laksana 4 flat atau A1. Secara amnya, seperti Gaussian function dalam matematik statistik yang mana puncak graf di kawasan tengah adalah purata markah kebanyakan pelajar. Bermakna ramai pelajar akan mendapat markah dalam lingkungan 8/20 ke 12/20. Kawasan landai graf di bahagian tepi merujuk kepada hanya sedikit pelajar yang gagal dan sedikit juga pelajar yang cemerlang,gemilang dan terbilang. Jadi, kebanyakan universiti menetapkan 10/20 adalah markah untuk lulus dalam setiap subjek walaupun ada juga yang menetapkan 11/20 atau 12/20 untuk lulus. Tambahan lagi, department aku (sahaja) menetapkan setiap subjek sekurang-kurangnya dapat 10/20 dan tiada compensation iaitu tiadalah konsep: subjek markah yang rendah boleh cover dengan subjek yang dapat markah tinggi.
Sebelum ini, tidak pernah aku dapat 10 ke atas untuk setiap subjek, inilah kali pertama sepanjang aku diperingkat universiti. Sukarnya belajar di Perancis telah pun diakui oleh beberapa teman seangkatan. Aku kembalikan syukurku kepada yang hak, Allah Maha Penyayang. Tapi, ini baru sem 1, masih jauh lagi perjalanan hidupku...
Aku menyedari hakikat bahawa ada usaha, adalah hasilnya. Begitulah kasihnya Tuhan, Allah yang Maha Pemurah. Orang Islam mahupun orang kafir yang berusaha tetap akan mendapat hasilnya setimpal dengan apa yang diusahakan. Yang malas berusaha, malas membaca, maka dialah antara golongan yang rugi. Sebagai orang Islam, aku yakin bahawa Allah yang memberi markah, dan bukan pensyarah. Seringkali aku berburuk sangka padaMu Tuhan apabila aku mengatakan, "abislah aku kali ni,dapat teruklah","matilah aku","teruk pun teruklah" dan sebagainya. Masakan tidak, sebenarnya kata-kataku itu kembali kepada Yang Maha Mentadbir dan Yang Maha Merancang segala urusanku dan sekalian makhluk ciptaanNya. Allah telah pun merancang kehidupan aku dari awal hingga akhir dengan diisi dengan nikmat yang baik-baik. Takkan pula Allah nak rancang kehidupan yang penuh dengan maksiat untuk hambaNya? Aku mesti berbaik sangka dengan Tuhanku. Tapi kita manusia ini lah yang mencorakkan buruk atau baiknya kehidupan kita. Malas mengaji dan mengamalkan agama, maka tersasarlah dari kehidupan baik dan cantik yang telah diatur. Begitulah Qada' dan Qadar Allah. Ampunkan hambaMu ini ya Tuhan...
-Monsieur J-
Monday, March 9, 2009
Hoping for the best

Yey!!Mon cheri had bought online flight ticket last 2 days..and received an electronic ticket which has been sent via email by the agent. With Internet...everything seems easy and fast..right? At first he asked me...Emirates Airlines or Malaysia Airlines..Then I said, better choose Malaysia Airlines..even its fare is a little bit higher than Emirates but it flew direct from Paris to Malaysia..non-stop. Actually, every time he is onboard, I'm the one who cannot sleep, worried for him until he safely arrive at the airport. That's why I chose Malaysia Airlines rather than Emirates Airline. However..I leaved it to him to decide. He chose Emirates Airlines..huhuhh...meaning, it will be a long wait...huhu..I knew it. We've been together for almost 5 years..the word that mostly synonym to me is WAITING. But, never mind..as long as he loves me..heheh..since he chose Emirates, his flight will transit in Dubai for about 4 hours before departing to Malaysia.His flight will depart from Paris on 27th June..at night (don't remember the time) and will arrive in KLIA 28th June..night.
For me, Emirates or MAS..it is not a big deal. The most important is..mon cheri arrive here in Malaysia safely..I just can't wait to see him again..Almost 1 year we are just chatting on the phone..without seeing each other face to face..but sometimes, he on his webcam..only then I can see his face..huhu...I miss him..
Thursday, March 5, 2009
3 months left...
"Hello...nurul ke ni?"
"Ye..saya.."
"Ni Kak Ayu"
"Kak Ayu?....Hmm...Kak Ayu mana ye?"
"Kak Ayu Andaman Pengantin"
"Oooooo...Kak Ayu...ade ape?"
"Nurul punye baju kaler putih ijau kan?"
"A'a"
"Baju lace ijau..kain putih...n dekat kain ade bunga2 ijau kan"
"A'a.."
"O..ok..akak nak confirmkan je..nanti kalau baju siap, akak bgtau ye"
"Ok"
The conversation ended....
After put down the phone, only then I realized that the will come very soon..very2 soon..
Yea..I'm excited..but at the same time I'm worried because many things not done yet. Worried....but 'To-Do-List' which must be done 3 months before still in a dream...huhuh...
Bunga dulang....yes...it just pop-up in my head yesterday...baru terbuka pintu hati, I want to do it on my own yang tgn kayu ni...huhuh...I wish..with my tgn kayu, I can produce something like this..(the picture)

Wish me luck ok....9 dulang nak kena buat...huhu
Monday, February 23, 2009
Too lazy to do anything
I think the picture is the best to describe what I feel right now. Actually, not just right now..since last week. Mayb I need some rest...or going for a holiday..mayb..just enjoying what I like to do..doing anything without have to think too much..may I take a leave only for 2-3 days??Please...Actually, I have many things to do. But I'm too lazy to do something that require much usage of the brain..huhu..the task I've to finish up since frp(only polytech lecturer get used to this 'f' , 'r', 'p') have to be submitted by this week:
- marking quizzes of 2 classes then key-in in frp--->consume at least 2 hours to finish it up.
- marking lab report of 2 classes then key-in in frp ---> same as above
- re-check my frp since I'll be audited tomorrow..huhuh--->not done yet
- study and prepare lecture note for tomorrow class--->on the way
- prepare lab sheet for tomorrow class--->not done yet
Off topic okey.....dah bosan pasal keje
I installed an application which displays the countdown for your wedding date. All you have to do, just download and then set the date of your wedding. Just type wedding countdown and 'Dr. Google' will give a list of that kind of application. You'll found many of them on the net.
Hmm...the 'wedding countdown' shows I'll getting married in 4 months 15 days. It means, I don't have much time to do wedding preparation. Many things have to be done within 4 months. Huhu...I work here in Terengganu while my hometown in Selangor, nothing much I can do. Here is the list I've to work on:
- book wedding package-->done
- finalize 'baju pengantin, persalinan and all those stuff" --> May or June
- book make-up artist -->done
- buy bedroom set--->done
- book 'bilik pengantin' package-->will be discussed
- hantaran--->not done any of them
- wedding photographer--->still searching
- bunga telur-->handle by maklong (thank you so much)
- bed sheet-->have to buy by Mac
- curtains-->handle by Mak (thank you so much)
- doorgifts-->not done yet (still on discussion)
- wedding card-->mayb handle by mon cheri (don't forget to ask your brother ok...)
- baju nikah-->done...fitting on May
- sampin nikah-->mon cheri just want to rent it...have to be discussed again
- tukang masak-->Abah had booked last 2 weeks..
- baju melayu for 3 stooges-->not done yet
- baju for Mak Abah and Maklong for that big day-->not done yet
It is time to pray and continuing my workssssssssss..(work with the 's'es..to mention too many works to be done)...c u in the next entry..
Monday, January 5, 2009
Lalala....
According to Takwim 2009 we got yesterday, lecture will only start on 18 January. It's only 5 January today..meaning, I have free"s" time to do nothing everyday at the office. Just come to the office at 8am...then bla bla bla around...chit chat around..mkn mkn around...waiting for the clock show 5pm..patutla orang melayu ketinggalan. Do nothing beneficial even Allah has provide 24hours a day.
I just read aziyana's blog..oo..she start doing her wedding preparation...so do i...hihi..mayb it's too early for me..but since I have no more "cuti2 malaysia" starting this year, so I have to manage very little time I have doing some preparation. It's not an easy work when it come to wedding preparation. It has to be well planned..so that we have to plan and make a list of every little thing we want to do. However, the most important thing we have to prepare is...MONEY..huhu...
Yes, MONEY...huhu...all I can say, I had spent 2k and above within 2 weeks for my wedding..huhuh...and it's only 0.5% of my wedding preparation. Am I too excited??huhu....I don't think so. I reacted just like what I thought I suppose to do. However, the date is not decided yet until mon cheri get his schedule..but I really2 hope it will be as we planned..on July insyaAllah...on my birthday??hehe...it would be better!hehe...so just go on with the preparation...
Theme color for my big day?Not decided yet..what say you?hehe..what come in my mind are: turquoise , light blue, light green (my mother's suggestion)
I leave it to mon cheri to decide...hehhe..so, what's the color????? Answer me!